me arriving at the gates of hell
(via -moonshine-)
(via cheetosgirls)
this video is the reason I am alive today
I actually can’t breathe someone help omg yes
(via ceseriously)
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(via orgasmic-humor)
Lmaoo
She busted a Miguel.
(via orgasmic-humor)
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
(via askinnyblackman)
let me just park my squid
(via askinnyblackman)
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
(via snorlaxatives)
We like humor.
