aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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android-15:

how you gon be mad on vacation?

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beastlyart:

segomyeggo:

44. BABY. GOATS.

Lay me down among them and let my heart be trampled.

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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smellsliketeenagebullshit:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

So my friend is flying from JFK to Cali today and look who she saw at the airport

Update: I’m trying to get her to talk to them but she’s too scared. What should she say?

MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE: SHE DID IT, SHE FUCKING DID IT!

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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